Howdy Folks and Welcome to Lizard Lick, North Carolina’s Official Website! Ya’ll set back, kick ya shoes off and take a look around.

Sure, lots of places to visit…but none quite like LIZARD LICK. We have our own official LIZARD LICK TAXI, a 1978 green Caddy. We have our own LIZARD LICK UNIVERISTY where you can learn to stump whup chitlens, peg tobacco, kill wiregrass and do some hog hollerin’. You can enjoy our LIZARD LICK GRAND OLE OPRY, where such famous singers as “Buster Lugnut & the Dipsticks” have performed. Now I know you are wondering, is there really a LIZARD LICK? Well, just ask yourself, does a one legged duck swim in a circle? Ask for information on our own Fundermont Airlines, serving Lizard Lick, Knightdale, Wendell and Zebulon (Charters to Eagle Rock available). Our motto is “We strive to keep your butts off the ground.” You can also tune into WLIZ channel 3 and watch Mayor Wood southern fry some fresh roads kill. We can also play with the old stoplight clicker since we finally got a stoplight that counts more than one color, and see how many tickets we can give out for running the red one. LIZARD LICK offers the best in Southern Hospitality you’ll ever encounter. We have been visited by CNN, Southern Living, Nintendo and more. We’ve asked the National Enquirer to pay us a visit but they said none of their readers would ever believe there is such a place. I wonder if it would make a difference if they knew Elvis lived here. We heard rumors that he passed away on our AM channels, since none of our radios get FM, but he is here singing every other Saturday nights and petting LIZARDS. Just remember, “Always lick your lizard before your lizard licks you.”

Mayor Pro-tem… Ron Shirley